If you believe that the mad, real mad, those murderers of ordinary common sense that populate the Little Shop of Horrors, sit away from you, if you think their insane madness does not touch you if not in a color service in the footnote of a news show, you have fallen into the grossest errors. Put case to bring a 4 year old child to the dentist because it has a bit 'wrong with a tooth. And to find out who is simply losing the first milk tooth, well ahead of the national average (sigh of relief).
Then the dentist looks good in your mouth and note that there is something slightly, but slightly, but just just wrong (anxiety). Have you noticed that expresses some slight speech impediment? Oh, right there, in fact, perhaps, very slightly effizza them, or a little essizza Zeta ... Nothing tells you that the dentist (who is very kind, experienced with children, and nothing strange thing to hexose in the plot) is very common and there is nothing to worry about (sigh of relief).
Tip: If your child was seen by a speech therapist, this could be considered to teach him some exercise "funny" (read: some "big mouth") to do every time, that helps, because it is a barely perceptible thing and it makes no sense to speak appliances or other obscurity, that we all remember from our childhood without treatment subtleties. We also recommend that you call your home of the ASL, which has good speech therapists and waiting lists reduced (surprise: something that could work for public health?). Confident
be encountered in a fold of the system that works, like those that occur paleontologists forgotten man on an island where dinosaurs still walk, you turn to the pediatrician, which is called "basic" because that is since its level does not differentiate one gland from a pustule (not a joke, unfortunately). Which explains that you can not prescribe a visit to the first speech therapist because they need another.
By psychiatrists.
Reread the above, please.
Then call the local health authorities, because the stun (which you are trying to get rid of a year, the NDA, if only there was still a sufficient number of paediatricians who are a little 'less basic) there has never given confident enough to even offer you a coffee. Yet it is true: it is the practice of National Health (with the case, why some crap to be written with a capital letter, such as life-threatening diseases and the names of serial killers) that lead to a 4 year old child to visit a speech therapist, paid by the State , that is from you and me, first you have to take him to a psychiatrist, paid by the state, that is from you again and me.
"Do not be afraid," she tells the therapist to turn on the phone, "there is nothing to be afraid, it is common practice." Madam, I say, I'm not scared, and even amazed: I'm pissed off like an elephant with a stick up your ass. Explain to me why. "Why is it so intended." Madam, excuse me, but in Nuremberg this type of response is that it worked fine ... I studied enough medicine and biology to understand the difference between my ear and his sphincter, and at this time I had to grab a jack from a car passing through, the two do not fit in my ear ... I
you burn a car tail light, cost 70 cents, I'm going to change it and I say no, first he must get to the convergence and changing tires. Yes, but sorry, it's a beacon, a light bulb: Eh, what is common practice. Sticazzi.
Now, I understand that there is a percentage amount, I would say reduced to problems of pronunciation or word that is related to neuropsychological issues, but generally it's crooked teeth or palate, a defect of conformation that leads to some hissing consonant . If we discover that you are not in most normal, and after I say after maybe go to a higher level to let you control the ball carrying sponge into the skull. But it is really senseless. If I have a callus, I go to the chiropodist. It 's a call: how to have a second toe that grow on the heel. I do not need me to do a full checkup to rule out orthopedic everything is written in the manual of pathological anatomy to be able to treat a callus.
And then: these are crazy. I do not even dream of bringing a child of 4 years by a psychiatrist because the palate may have slightly, but slightly to the cusp. Long Live the braces, down with the balls out of my head. And it is useless to blame this or that minister, because who knows when was, and who has established a practice that is beyond any form of common sense.
begin to feel a certain commonality of feelings with those crazy revolutionaries, setting fire to the riots in a number of countries forgotten by God and men, they started putting the wall all the professors and doctors. Maybe a little 'extreme methods, but for God's sake, one can not dispute the principle. Why would a doctor who tells me how normal a thing to be spent for weapons, must be around the keel, the fire, the Virgin of Nuremberg. The Inquisition, it takes but a civil and well-armed me to do the rounds of this country of my ass, by the ministries down to the burocratucoli bales hidden in the little office of the smaller villages. All the streets, folk process: my grandmother's chair. Who had not studied a dick, but loss, was able to recognize an idiot when we see one, and had enough sense to distinguish poop by nutella.
today's lesson of the Handbook is: do not be vaccinated at the madness that lurks in the folds of the real world. Do not look at it with a little smile of sufficiency. Do not shrug your shoulders as you were in front of an anecdote, an unexpected and unpredictable what you saw and if that happens rarely. Make a mess of the devil, because it is here, is everywhere around you. It nests in the sweaty faces of those who retired balls, like a good sheep you are, you have lined up to vote in recent weeks, one part of them; Scazzi anal lurks in charge of your post office, in brioche blurred on the desk of the boss of your registry, the arrogance Silent Alert downstairs. Stand. Incazzatevi. Do not send fuck the world, or fate, send real people, take them to kick, spit at, get to see and hear. Do not accept with resignation and the follies of the superiority newspaper, because yours is the superiority of the sheep who thinks running away to have saved the life of the wolf. Give yourself the proof of being alive: incazzatevi as ferrets, refused any purpose that is by God's grace and good sense, especially those absurd bullshit that costs, economic, social and psychological, because those costs are always paid Our . We take your ass and show us the bill, which is in the form of invoice or charges. Let me hear damn you!
